Everyone always talks about having crazy dreams when you’re pregnant, and I have had some funny ones. But last night’s dream is worth sharing!

I am sitting in Simon Cowell’s house, and I’m talking to everyone about my hairy legs and the fact my belly is getting in the way of me shaving. So, he must have had a salon in his house or something because this girl walks out and says she can wax my face and my legs for me. (Why she is waxing my face, I have no clue!) So, she does three-fourths of my face and only the bottom half of one leg, and she never finishes. So, I am pitching a fit about how she has to at least finish my face because I can’t hide it like I can hide my half-hairy leg. All of the sudden, the scene switches to Simon eating a bowl of Chex-Mix cereal for dinner, and I’m hounding him on how he can afford a decent dinner and questioning why he is eating cereal. (Weird, I know.) Somehow, the girl returns and finishes waxing my face, and I am relieved by the fact the waxing didn’t hurt me.

HAHA! You think I’m getting self-conscious over my hairy legs????? Maybe that’s too much information, but it was funny enough that I had to share!